I thought I had seen a lot of stupidity. In fact, I honestly thought that it couldn't get much worse. Then, as I should have expected, it did. I received this email. (Most names hastily and shoddily erased to protect those who haven't already proven themeselves obscenely stupid).

If you are one of the six people who will probably actually see this and feel a name should be erased (after all, I'm sure putting them up here will generate piles of spam and flames), let me know. That's all from me; I'm going to to go pray for humanity.

Since I'm an ass, I replied with the following:

I anxiously awaited a response. Fortunately, she did not disappoint:

I can only assume the first thing she did after she wrote that was to eat three gallons of chocolate ice cream. I'd also assume she thought she really got me good, when in fact she proved my point further, as well as complying with my request. My favorite part about this one was "u noe wat????" for two reasons: the fact that it does not show one instance of proper grammar, spelling, capitalization, or puncuation, and the use of "noe" instead of "know." Most people who type with words such as "ur" and "ppl" will tell you they do it to save keystrokes. So why didn't she at least use "no" then? Not only is it shorter, it's also an actual word.

Okay so that's enough dwelling on that. Since I'm not going to bother replying again, I'd imagine it will end now. However, I'll be checking with other people who received the first email to see if she actually sends more out with me taken off the list. If she does, I'll try to get ahold of it.